In "curious George: IM clients for mac"

I'd have to with Adium, it's updated more frequently, and has a large amount of add-ons: graphics, message styles -- there's even one that makes your IMs look like something out of a Strong Bad Email, and tons of soundsets as Hectorinwa said.

In "Man Distraught Over Election Commits Suicide at Ground Zero"

Great there goes one more person evading the future draft...

In "Curious, George: Moving to Japan with cats?"

I require picture of said cats. It depends on how cute and cuddly they are.

In "Elizabeth Edwards diagnosed with breast cancer."

hehe, hehe. you said "breast".

In "Teaser for New Star Wars Movie"

Breaking news! Padme and Anakin sex scene rumor squashed by Star Wars Message Board geeks.

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